Since 1898 many important things have been invented. But the most important of all of them is the thousand finger massage chair w/ built in universal remote. This is a very important invention because it allows you to relax your muscles and watch mindless television at the same time, without moving a finger. This can help by weeding out the weak who continue to relax when work is to be done, so that when the elite shut off the power the unprepared will weeded out.
I can see why this might be the most fun invention, but do you really think it was the most important?
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